Paris Hilton modeled a new clothing line for Fila yesterday in Marina del Rey. Wow, so the ad executive that okay-ed this shoot wanted to get fired, right? I mean, the point of an ad is to encourage consumers to buy your product. Not weep and pray for God to take away their eye-sight. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to torch my laptop with a flame-thrower. Actually, I should probably burn the desk too. You know what? Better be safe. This whole building’s gotta go. Somebody alert the fire department. Tell them to have my medal ready.