Paris Heads to Jail

Mere hours after appearing at the MTV Movie Awards, Paris Hilton surrendered herself to the police to begin her 23-day jail sentence. Two mug shots were released when only one was supposed to. Apparently, the one where she isn’t wearing the standard white jumper was the shot from her September DUI arrest.

The heiress managed to avoid paparazzi via a move that was devised by the sheriff. Hilton surrendered herself at a jail miles away from Lynnwood and was then driven there to avoid a scene.

Maybe that’s why she’s smiling in her mug shot. She didn’t get to project enough due to the lack of paparazzi during her surrender. At least it’s not like one of those completely butt-faced shots like Nick Nolte’s. She looks glamorous now, but I’m afraid to say that she won’t be allowed to wear the expensive make up or hair extensions. Sorry.

Special Treatment for Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s parents went to visit their daughter. Nothing special here but what was interesting is that they went in front of the line formed by other individuals waiting to visit loved ones. This raised questions that Paris is receiving special treatment.

Shatani Alverson, 23 years old, said she was basically taken out of the jail’s visiting room just seconds after her husband walked in because of the Hiltons. She was simply told to come back after lunch. A sheriff’s spokesman declared that during lunch the visiting room is closed and that is when high-profile inmates receive visitors.

To add more insult to the injury Paris was sent to a medical word where a female inmate’s housing costs $1,109.78 per day as compared to $99.64 with the others. As you can see Paris Hilton is getting special treatment but we knew that she will after getting in jail.

Prison Paris Gets Akon’s Attention

Akon himself has nothing to do so the thought he might as well waste time producing an album for Paris. What is his interest, of course to cash in the publicity that Paris receives for clumsy acts that she needs to do for time to time to remain in the focus. Bet ya, once he signs her up now that Warner Brothers just dropped her from their label. The only question is, will Paris sign with Akon’s Konvict Muzik label. Given the fact that there aren’t a ton of people banging down her door to give her a deal, it looks like a pretty sweet setup for both parties. Yes, when both of them are literally empty handed or Paris surely it’s a win-win situation for both. Two empty minds with nothing can certainly some music that their dogs wouldn’t like to listen to. Wonder whose going to pay for the losses that the album would incur. Anyways there no one who can stop two fools mingling there are loads of them in Hollywood and these are just two examples.

The Simple Life is Cancelled

I’m sure this is nothing shocking considering that both Hilton and Richie are up their ears in trouble and drama. The Insider reported that the E! network has dropped “The Simple Life” from their line up. Many people have tuned in over the last five seasons to see the two socialites making lame attempts at actual work. It may have been amusing the first time around but it ceased to be entertaining after that. It’s nothing short of amazing that it stayed on the air as long as it did anyway. Fox dropped the show in 2005 which sparked rumors of the end. As well Richie and Hilton were then feuding amongst themselves. Now that Richie is reported to be expecting her rocker boyfriend’s baby and Hilton has been recently jailed, filming has been constantly disrupted. I doubt that anyone would really miss the show anyway.

Paris Involved In Car Accident

Paris Hilton was involved in yet another car accident today–but this time it wasn’t her fault. The heiress’ black Cadillac Escalade was sideswiped by a paparazzi trying to get a good shot of her in the alley behind Kitson. Is she ok now? This bad girl always draws our attention! A rumor goes that she is dating a young good-looking guy on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen just found his match last July. Well if anyone has not been hurt and Paris is not in a fix over this accident then it’s almost useless talking about this incident, coz no one’s hurt no ones crying and saying that it’s her fault then it really doesn’t make for an interesting reading. Luckily, no one was hurt and Paris went on to doing what she does best–making money.

Paris Celebrates Halloween In Sin City

Paris Hilton skipped out on the Los Angeles Halloween festivities last night to hit up Las Vegas hot spot LAX. Paris hosted the party and was even the judge for the $20,000 costume contest. I thought that she was suppose to be Alice from Alice in Wonderland with the trip out contacts, and what the fuck is with her new obsession with those contacts. While she gets drunk and high at a party, the military are putting their lives on the line for us. That fucking outfit mocks them. There’s not one thought in her empty head about our troops. She needs her mouth slapped, THEN her lips will be swollen. Well she may have looked every bit the Halloween she really is in real life but wearing a military outfit that too at a Halloween party shows that even if some think she has a sense of humor I’d think she and all of Hollywood that is appreciating her outfit are actually a bunch of jerks who think that many fun of the soldiers is really cool. Sad thinking on their part.