Prison Paris Gets Akon’s Attention

Akon himself has nothing to do so the thought he might as well waste time producing an album for Paris. What is his interest, of course to cash in the publicity that Paris receives for clumsy acts that she needs to do for time to time to remain in the focus. Bet ya, once he signs her up now that Warner Brothers just dropped her from their label. The only question is, will Paris sign with Akon’s Konvict Muzik label. Given the fact that there aren’t a ton of people banging down her door to give her a deal, it looks like a pretty sweet setup for both parties. Yes, when both of them are literally empty handed or Paris surely it’s a win-win situation for both. Two empty minds with nothing can certainly some music that their dogs wouldn’t like to listen to. Wonder whose going to pay for the losses that the album would incur. Anyways there no one who can stop two fools mingling there are loads of them in Hollywood and these are just two examples.

The Simple Life is Cancelled

I’m sure this is nothing shocking considering that both Hilton and Richie are up their ears in trouble and drama. The Insider reported that the E! network has dropped “The Simple Life” from their line up. Many people have tuned in over the last five seasons to see the two socialites making lame attempts at actual work. It may have been amusing the first time around but it ceased to be entertaining after that. It’s nothing short of amazing that it stayed on the air as long as it did anyway. Fox dropped the show in 2005 which sparked rumors of the end. As well Richie and Hilton were then feuding amongst themselves. Now that Richie is reported to be expecting her rocker boyfriend’s baby and Hilton has been recently jailed, filming has been constantly disrupted. I doubt that anyone would really miss the show anyway.

Paris Involved In Car Accident

Paris Hilton was involved in yet another car accident today–but this time it wasn’t her fault. The heiress’ black Cadillac Escalade was sideswiped by a paparazzi trying to get a good shot of her in the alley behind Kitson. Is she ok now? This bad girl always draws our attention! A rumor goes that she is dating a young good-looking guy on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen just found his match last July. Well if anyone has not been hurt and Paris is not in a fix over this accident then it’s almost useless talking about this incident, coz no one’s hurt no ones crying and saying that it’s her fault then it really doesn’t make for an interesting reading. Luckily, no one was hurt and Paris went on to doing what she does best–making money.

Paris Celebrates Halloween In Sin City

Paris Hilton skipped out on the Los Angeles Halloween festivities last night to hit up Las Vegas hot spot LAX. Paris hosted the party and was even the judge for the $20,000 costume contest. I thought that she was suppose to be Alice from Alice in Wonderland with the trip out contacts, and what the fuck is with her new obsession with those contacts. While she gets drunk and high at a party, the military are putting their lives on the line for us. That fucking outfit mocks them. There’s not one thought in her empty head about our troops. She needs her mouth slapped, THEN her lips will be swollen. Well she may have looked every bit the Halloween she really is in real life but wearing a military outfit that too at a Halloween party shows that even if some think she has a sense of humor I’d think she and all of Hollywood that is appreciating her outfit are actually a bunch of jerks who think that many fun of the soldiers is really cool. Sad thinking on their part.